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Noah’s blog, star date one three six dash two zero one seven:
Today was an interesting day. I couldn’t think of a good opening for the family blog, so I decided to parody the beginning of every Star Trek episode ever. Cue dramatic music.
In case you couldn’t tell, I’m seriously creatively drained. I can’t think of anything to say about today, so instead I’ll let you imagine what today was like.
Today was a ___ day. I started my day by ___, then I ___, but not before saying ___ to ___. Later, we ___ and ___. The weather outside was ____, so we ___ ___ for part of the day. All in all, I ___ today and hope that ___ ___ ___ ___ tomorrow too.
Remember, there are no wrong answers, just bad ones. Use a number 2 pencil, and fill in the blanks completely. When you’re done, turn in your paper to the teacher, and sit there quietly, until the entire class is finished.
As always, thanks for your support, God bless, and I’ll see you at the end of an ark ride.